used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
And why did 3 people fail to stop me from literally getting a piggy back ride from the bar to his apartment?!
We really need to stop competing to see who can get more drunk, and I REALLY need to stop winning.
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
The strip club called, they have your shoe.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
We accept all of your sexual lovers, Jewish, episcopalian, atheist. Dick is dick
You are the epitome of what awesome would taste like.
I'm now forever going to blame miss frizzle for making me the sexual deviant that I am today
The best part about theater chicks is nothing is too cliche or out of line. I just fucked her Braveheart style in my entry way while saying goodbye.
I just feel weird about accepting their wedding invite when I've got a post-engagement video on my phone of him jacking off in my bathroom.
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
Randomize