I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
How come it tastes like onions whenever I go down on her?
I dont ever wanna see you tell my little brother to "spread the seed" ever again
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
There's nothing like vomiting in the restroom at work to remind you that you're not in college anymore.
I look at sleeping with him as a way to get up in the world. He will lead me on to bigger and better penises.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I just sneezed and it made my entire body ache. Hungover is an understatement
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
He's not very smart so he didn't know I was yelling at him with monologues from Scandal.
If a cop comes up to me I'm whipping out my cock, swinging it around and singing the national anthem
You drunkenly told one of the campus security guards that you liked his headset. In return he introduced himself, lit your cig, and told us that if anyone was giving us shit to call and ask for him... Best campus security ever.
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