that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
Great date with Damon, but I'm not sure if telling him I like lesbian porn is a good second date discussion.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
it was almost as awkward as hearing my parents on friday nights in 2 in the morning starting, and than hearing at 2:01 my dad getting up and my mom going "i should have married a man"
I hate myself for saying your mom and I have the same friday nights.
don't worry... so do I
he was sobbing,drinking his beer, all while confessing his love for her. awkward was an understatement...
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco
Yeah I mean its Vermont, not like id be the first guy to trade pharmaceutical services for beer
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I think drinking everclear was a better idea than taking a night class.
Then he kept saying sentences and ending them all with "the point of no return" even if it didn't make sense, and kept telling this other guy he wouldn't be his "wife son"
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
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