So I tried to call my phone from his phone and was like, "hey, my name is not in here..I thought you had my number" turns out he has my number saved as "gives good head"
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
One of my other friends found me and the dog in the back seat of this one guy's car....I don't even know
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
People spilled so much that there was a thin film of beer on the floor. You took a running start, screamed, "SLIP AND SLIDE!" and slid face first through the drywall.
It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
are we fucking for lunch or am I using my vibrator ?
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
I am drunk and aggressive about the olympixs
It's spelled Olympics
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
She's the other freshman on this drunken voyage
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