windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
apparently people get pissed when you take the bag of wine out of the franzia box and put it in your purse before leaving the party
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
While drunk it seemed like a good idea to barricade my roommate in his room with everything that we could move in our apartment, waking up to him screaming from it collapsing on top of him was just an added bonus.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
He wants to make love to me in a sea of paint and wash my tears away with the brushes surrounding us..I've known him for 2 days.
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
They were picking gravel out of my face for an hour. I think I took more out of the road than the road did of me.
Barfights against pavement aren't genrally won by people. Props.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Puking on the side of the road and legitimately just got a head nod and thumbs up from an 80 year old man on a Segway... What the fuck?
Wake up we need to beat the walk of shame rush hour
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
But being sober is boring. Everything takes so long, I feel like I'm just waiting in line to die.
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
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