Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
if you don't go out with us, what are you gonna do? you're gonna go home and watch biodome and masturbate to texts from your east coast boyfriend and see the facebook pictures from the party when you wake up.
That's cool, I just have to let the dogs out AND SO HELP ME GOD IF YOU TEXT ME BAHA MEN LYRICS WE ARE NOT FRIENDS.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
I think the duck is in my room. You have no idea how much worse a duck makes a hangover
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
I just commented on the education level of his penis.
I saw your relationship status and wanted to write "Now you can fuck with some peace of mind that she isn't giving that other guy she met online a handjob."
I know you're asleep, but I just had a motherfucking epiphany.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Drink water, eat food, and stop tazing yourself
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