He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
we did anal to Party In The USA and he busted to Firefies .. felt like we were fucking in a middle school dance
I wish the holidays was like a drive thru. Get in. Get your presents. Get out.
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Apparently I handcuffed myself to the dishwasher...
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
My thoughts mid terrible hookup: do people normally read a magazine right about now?
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