i paused nhl 10 while i jerked off and it was like a crowd was cheering me on
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
I woke up to find that chris drank one of my contacts.
Yeah he's good at that.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
I wish we knew morse code and could knock to each other through the wall
This ER has an aquarium in it!!!
Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
So really what you're asking for is an allowance to not have sex on our futon.
Serio, who the fuck falls down coming offstage wearing nothing but pasties, a g-string, and a fake moustache, and now suddenly needs a tetanus shot. Me. That's who.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Last time I had a one night stand he ended up stalking me for two months.
So you're not picking up this weekend?
This weekend, I am Angela, visiting from Calgary. We'll have to roleplay this.
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