We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
God I'm so bored. I wish I had a baby or something to play with.
And this is exactly why you should NEVER have kids.
we are going to smoke at least three blunts before we go see Cloudy with a chance of meatballs. I'm going to have my mom make us spaghetti for when we get out so can your mom make those spicy meatballs? I thought I'd give you 9 days notice so everything's perfect.
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
I don't have nearly enough visine for the dryness from sticking my head out the window on the freeway for 20 minutes. Child lock me next time.
I should go buy the economy size box of condoms and sprinkle a path like rose petals to my bed... Think he'd get the hint?
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
You were air-planing a joint into my mouth while I was crying naked in the bath tub.
Best Friends For Life.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
yeah, i'm probably gonna die. still gonna be totally worth it tho
It was all like "my feathers evolved from scales of a reptile bitches!!" and I was all like "damn this chocolate milk is AWW SOOME!"
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