After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
PS Can you transmit a UTI to a sexual partner? I tried to ask, but the doctor just told me to abstain (sup Bristol) for my own good w/o answering
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
I put cups full of chips next to every bed, couch, and toilet so that everyone could have a snack when they woke up....
my brother walked in while we were fucking, silently took my bong from my closet, saluted us and walked out.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
Its... i dont even know. theres lots of rap music and i cant find my shoes
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Want to go home, so casually slip my underwear in his pocket. Never seen him grin so big and say goodbye to his friends.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
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