i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
is facebook stalking your hot therapist socially acceptable?
found her sleeping in the closet. woke her up and she said she was camping.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
dont call me baby and dont touch my ears. ITS ALL I ASK
I totally just stopped for a booty call on the way to my parents for easter....good friday is an understatement
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
We had sex on a dog bed..
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
He just told me I was beautiful, whilst I peed into a cup. If this isn't love I don't know what is.
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