OMG THIS GUYS LICENSE PLATE IS GETTNHRWET
I can hear my fat mexican neighbor yelling "do you like that!" ...I hope its not his dog
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
When you consider the sheer number of events that had to occur in order to prevent me from fucking her, there must be a god
You know, last years football game was epic, but seeing the same girl that gave you a bj in the parking lot, in the same parking spot...that's fate.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
If your mother gets up on the bar again, I will. The bouncer already had a talk with her earlier.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I told you for Halloween we just need to let the loins free! Let the girth come to us in a flock, drenched with passion!
Is there ever a non-asshole time to play the "I was a child prodigy" card?
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
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