Just saw cops pull over the ice cream truck. What a dick
no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
Coming down off exstacy at a church event. Resisting the urge to dance to the church hymns.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
idk whats worse playing power hour to yourself, or the fact that you were having fun while doing it
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I'm petty sure you said "hold on let me make my nipples hard, they look better"
My therapist keeps stopping to ask what 'hooking up' means
ITS ORAL SEX CAROL
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Did you cry?
I don't think so. I definitely lost my cool though
Yeah i think jesus would lose his cool in that situation
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
It's like the hunger games, but we're gonna bone each other instead of kill each other
Where do you think your fantastically immense lady-boner for men in uniform comes from?
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