yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
My knee is bleeding. This cheeseburger is the 3rd thing I made out with today and I think I got a job with the ducks. Catalina is poppin
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I walked into your room and you had fallen asleep smoking a cigarette. You just had the butt in your mouth with ash all over your face.
She took the fish and put it in the hot tub, then turned on the jets. She said she was training it for the Olympics.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
When you're awkward as a teenager, it never goes away. You just mask it. With makeup. And boobs.
If we can put a man on the moon, I'm sure we can turn a pringles can into a bong.
Why did you just send me a picture of your dinner?
CAUSE LOOK HOW MUCH SPAGHETTI I'M EATING
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
I don't know, we got really drunk and I slapped her with an ear of corn.
He stopped me mid-blow job to say that his new year's resolution was to stop hooking up. MID FUCKING BLOW JOB.
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