Grow some girl-balls and come out already
About me waking up with a tatto of a hamster with a top hat ?
hey.....beach week happens
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
How far into the semester do we have to be before it's ok to get drunk in between classes again?
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
HE'S BRINGING FRIED MAC AND CHEESE BITES. I GET FRIED MAC AND CHEESE AND SEX PEOPLE. BEST WEDNESDAY EVER.
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
My feelings for him are donzo molonzo but I can't turn down a pierced penis...
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
It took me longer to finish the bottle of scotch we bought together on New Years than it did for her to meet a new guy and get engaged
The last time I saw you, you were giving the stripper a lap dance.
Like every two minutes he would pull out and whipser "don't you do it, you bastard" while looking at his penis. His new name in my phone is 'penis whisperer'
Even in drag you're still better looking than your sister.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
