are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
During the middle of giving him head, he flashes his phone and says "I like to watch."
just remembered that i started a tab for just myself at 50 cent beer night last night... i dont understand my life
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
I just don't do feelings in the summer months.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
First table when you walk in. Can't miss us. I'm wearing a feather boa and a green hat
You had me at first table
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
At least you didn’t announce to an entire bar you’ve eaten pussy, and then knocked your beer over.
Listen. You dont know how advanced you are in yoga till you have to shave your butthole
So many people have told me I have great tits tonight, I'm unstoppable
I woke up with a treasure map drawn on my ass. Whattt.
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