i was trying to give him roadhead and my tits kept knocking his cheap shifter into neutral...was the first time my tits have ever cock blocked me
Your dad needs a mid life crisis affair thing, I could totally be that girl.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
you know I love you but I need to see your friends tits
Btw after this weekend the chipndales costume has a 125% success rate.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
A dude was barking out of one of the buildings so I barked back and he goes, "Oh shit! She barked back! Come to room 803 I'll fuck you!"
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
he fucked me while wearing his "Reagan Bush '84" tank and my inner democrat has never been more disappointed
Don't forget my pants whenever you come over, otherwise we can't get in.
I hate csi yet I find myself watching a full marathon. I am also eating hotdog buns stuffed with barbecue chips and they are quite tasty
It does not feel like it was just this morning that I had a penis in multiple cavities of my body
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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