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I just remembered we were doing butt clenching exercising with bar straws last night
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
I just spiked the applesauce. Try to tell me again your party is better.
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
this may be my drink champagne alone in a bbaby pool in the dark night
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
Sitting topless in my room drinking wine from a box... It's good to be back at school
Well I'm missing half a toenail if that's any indication of my night
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
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