This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
I have discovered something important. The trick to making food taste better is not always 'more hot sauce'.
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
I woke up in the penthouse and did lines off the to of the fireplace. This is not real.
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
well considering we left the bathroom with the mirror off the wall, a bloody nose, and clothes all messed up they assume im just a coke whore now..
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
well his nickname is liver of steel so it makes sense that his balls follow suit. tell him i say sorry
I feel like I'm full of double a batteries and cocaine.
I hate being near you and not being able to do what I want. It's like a recovering alcoholic tending bar. I feel like Sam Malone. Except I can't bang the cute chick I work with.
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
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