Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
she wouldn't play beer pong with me unless I took off the rollerskates.
Using that mug my little cousin painted for me as an ashtray for my weed...at least next time he asks me if I'm using it I can say yes
Holding a cold bottle of mikes hard lemonade against my pulverized taint....this is my Sunday night
THIS IS NO TIME FOR SHAME JOSH. JUST GOTTA GET IT IN. PURELY FOR LEVELING UP PURPOSES
cant tell, his cock is acting like one of those inflatable arm waving things outside the market
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
So I've been in more fights on one leg than I've had on two.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
also I can check "jump into a moving car" off my bucket list if that tells you how tonight is going
Saw your dad at the bar last night... And again this morning when he left. Told you not to mess with me bitch.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
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