Hilbilly word of the day is cedar, example....I knowed she ain\'t got no panties on cuz I cedar cooter.
i now know from two sources i am better at making out and giving head than she is. and not by a little either.
Tonight i am praying for god to turn my pussy into apple pie because i cant count the number of times bruce chooses food over sex.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
Things found in my vomit last night: cell phone, Von Hayes rookie card, a boot, my dignity
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
The entire state will know me by my boobs.
He said I could stop sending ass pics now and just say hello. I'm not sure if that means he's no longer interested, or that he's a gentleman??
OH GOOD GOD THE BUFFALO WING SAUCE IS BURNING MY FUCKING CUNT. WHY THE FUCK DID I AGREE TO SPICY AND NOT MILD
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
Anyhow. He gives me orgasms and cuddles and buys me dinner and alcohol. Ill keep him around and cross that other girl bridge when we get there ha ha
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