last night was fun... but i spent all morning tring to get the candle wax out of my chest hair. We did use candles last night?
he cried for an hour, then he threw up on my lap then started singing party in the usa...opera style...
I understand why you refuse to be sober now
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
I can't stream porn because Xbox live is taking all the Internet. I thought having a male roommate would make life easier.
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
That seems dangerous to buy acid from a stranger on craigslist
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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