dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
My mouth already tastes like senor cuervo took a piss in it and it's barely 1 am
I tried giving you a bj last night and all you could manage was "Haha that tickles" and "in the morning"
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
He kept apologizing that the nerve damage makes him take a while to finish. Meanwhile he gave me 3 orgasms and a leg cramp
Only you could benefit from a reckless driver
I’m 37 with a career and a home and yesterday my niece set up Snapchat so I can sext with my 22 year old boyfriend/fuck buddy. Yes. Yes I’d say I need help?
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