I walk of shamed back from his dorm in costume while his dad and brother were waiting outside to drive him home. his dad apologized to me. my life never gets old.
Dude squirt doesnt even begin to describe it i thought she was the lost portal to atlantis with how much she let out
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
well smoking weed has become a deal breaker for me so I pretty much use "let's go smoke a blunt" as an icebreaker
he came during what was supposed to be the foreplay blowjob. there goes my evening.
So from zero to dumpster fire, how shitty do you feel this morning? I'm hovering somewhere around trainwreck.
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Said he wanted to wear me as a loincloth. Not sure if sexual or predatory
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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