True but thats because hes a fetus.
i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
guess who just spent driver's ed figuring out how to draw a guy giving head
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
Apparently he's taking the slut he cheated on me with on a cruise for her birthday. THAT COULD HAVE BEEN ME. TITANTIC STYLE.
I wish a box of wine came w a hose. It'd be so much easier to drink from.
Cry into your wine glass and then drink the tears, it's like the fountain of youth
I mean, two foreign guys have drunkenly confessed their love for her, so she's clearly doing something right.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
We got drunk, we had raw sex and we discussed about the showrunner change in Doctor Who, in that order.
Serious question, on a scale of go for it to what the fuck are you thinking, what's me going to a monk or any religious official and saying "baptize me daddy" in a serious voice?
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