I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
thus making me awesome and them whores
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
Can you please check on Jay? He just called and left a Backstreet Boys song on my voicemail. Either it's 1998, or someone needs to go back to rehab.
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
DID YOU JUST COME OUT THROUGH A FACEBOOK COMMENT??
Well at least he stopped keeping track of money by bottles of McCormick.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
hes like my own personal sex toy i use him on the weekends and then i have the option to put him away all week
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Just got walked in on while fucking in the lounge in the performing arts building. The janitors gave us five minutes to leave and applauded our exit
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
P.S. If you wake up before noon it still counts as morning sex
No other way to put this but the dick was not worth him crying for an hour after. No more online hookups.
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