It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
I'd be a gr8 surrogate. I'm gonna love your fetus
I thought you just gave him blowjobs and he criticized your drug use.
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
do you want to shower with me?
only if we can drink the jungle juice while we shower
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
Twist to Josh's story, he had a gyro in his hand and never dropped it even after he got knocked the fuck out
How long have I been using my debit card as a coaster?
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
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