oh right, i forgot that not everyone has a go-to blowjob
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
then he tried to convert me to islam
I love my boobs, they're the only thing that supports me. They make me a solid 6.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
I want everyone to love me, and THEN I will choose who gets to eat me out all the time.
I just googled, "how to do boob makeup" thats the kind of night I wanna have.
I fingered myself to realization that I don't need birth control if there is never a guy.
Just dodged a state trooper, your weed will be there shortly. Fear the unbustable!
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
she said she was so hungover this morning in a way that sounded like she was apologizing for thinking she was attracted to me last night...
It's officially "let him eat me out in a sundress with no panties" season. Needless to say the first date was a success.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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