i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
i have a picture in my phone of you with a bottle of tequila in your back pocket. i believe you were saying "pocket of champions" or something along those lines
he passed out at 11 at a party. he deserved to be stripped down an duct taped to the floor
just walked into the study room and found an empty bottle of vodka and a passed out freshman. Did you have anything to do with this?
I knew things were bad when I walked in on you feeding juice to your iPhone
Just saw a drunk bitch in the west village peeing on a car. You are not alone.
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Would it be appropriate to cancel a hookup to watch the golden globes?
absolutely. tina fey and amy poehler trump everything.
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
woke up in your bed at 6 AM. on my way home I passed Nathan, bloody, barefoot, and still in a toga. He told me he woke up in a ditch then kept repeating "I'm totally bringing this up at meeting tomorrow". I'm proud of your frat today
it's pretty awkward texting you how much I want to suck your cock when I have my mom on speakerphone.
On my way
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
Are ropes allowed in during conjugals?
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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