did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Driving with balloons in your car is more annoying than that bubble fart that doesn't leave your ass after your previous fart.
I'm going to take the bottles back.. And maybe get an x-ray
Tried to buy Xanax from my boss last night. Wrong Mike.
Bring mistletoe to the strip club, and they feel obligated. they dont even charge you
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
She somehow inhaled a tack last night, she's having surgery today.
How did the whale quest end up? I saw u hit a little snag when the first one heard you call her that.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
I dropped my blunt out the window of a moving car by accident, tell me everything will be okay
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
If it were up to me his wife would never get his penis again, but I guess they have some sort of arrangement
Yes, an arrangement called marriage
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