Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
I pretty much just threw a bunch of clothes and my vodka in a bag..idk where I'm gonna end up tonight but I'm prepared.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
Just found out he cheated on me last night. But its Shark Week so I will deal with it next week.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I'm 25 and she is 19. She wants to practice blowjobs on me because of my stamina. Not only does the GI bill pay for me to go to school I am teaching a freshman blowjob course. I love Texas.
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
Made myself shower before I'd masturbate. I probably should have wined and dined myself too, but that's pushing it too far.
Well I'm sleeping with two of them cause they have nice cars. And the third cause she has a big rack. I'm just really waiting for it all to blow up in my face so I can find a girl I'm actually interested in
I wish you were awake and high the same times I was awake and high. And also in the same state. So we can fuck passionately.
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
I have just been informed that my company has ray guns. I WORK FOR ACTUAL BOND VILLAINS. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Are you feeling better yet?
I need a nap and a new butthole
The thing I'm gonna miss about him is his dick.
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