you wouldn't even come home last night... Dead to me
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I have two girls sleeping in my bed naked and I ended up making it to class, what were you saying about staying in on the weekdays?
It's a pity Stephen Hawking can't do sarcasm.
As a matter of fact, I am on the treadmill with the Bottle of UV Blue as we speak.....
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
girl pulled up to the stop sign, got out, threw up all over my hood said happy thanksgiving then drove off
We both knew it was over when I took a u turn at her belly button.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
i’m blowing bubbles in my bloody mary so yeah it’s pretty much time to go
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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