CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
is it bad that upon arriving to my fourth sex toy party the sex toy lady instantly recognizes me?
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
You told the entire McDonalds staff that I was a whore and that you didn't want your french fries cooked.
Note to self: last nights makeup does NOT, under ANY circumstances, look good today.
i should probably stop thinking with my vagina, and start using that $70, 000 education i can't afford. what the fuck.
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I don't listen when you talk. I just try to find new creative ways to get you to send me naked pictures.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Also I've come to learn that "type" and "fetish" are different things. Apologies for earlier confusion.
Ah. Hot spring. Infinitely less skeevy than a hot tub. These North Carolinian dudes are all class.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
Currently googling hangover cures, which looks a lot like working from the perspective of my boss.
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I had such a bad bruise on my knees from blowing him so much, he asked if he could sign it...
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