I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
your life is more of a joke than dina lohan.
if you\'re going to compare me please pick the classy one. Michael Lohan.
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
No more scars from drunken holidays, people are starting to notice.
You were fucking on a porch at a party, not much privacy should be expected
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
He said that he made a girl squirt to the ceiling and I got curious
I put in a tampon while driving a moving vehicle. I feel like this is simultaneously a new low and the sort of feat that deserves a merit badge.
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
The thought of you trying to procreat frightenes and disgusts me!
Randomize
