There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I think i peed on brittanys purse
does wine, beer, and vodka mix well??
dude, everything can mix, this is college.
drinking out of a sandbucket again
Preparing for wine wednesday. How would you feel about improvising and starting a white russian wednesday tomorrow instead? you know, shake things up a bit.
So for future reference.... it's a little unnerving when I can't get hold of you, and the last communication we had was, "Oh fuck... It's tequila"
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
All I remember is sitting on your kitchen floor and playing with a banana like it was a viking ship.
Halfway through the night I was hiding in a trashcan. Then I "sobered" up and ran around the house throwing change because I wanted to make my last moments of 2013 charitable.
Can you have a quarter life crisis another time? I'm trying to masterbate.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
Who was that dick in the suit telling us to stop drinking?
The priest.
the twins are trying to figure out which one is the one doing body shots off a janitor in this picture
Randomize
