I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Get your damn GED now that you are harvesting a child in her belly
What is a GED?
i ran around the party telling everyone that my favorite sexual position was also the only position that made me queef...i kept calling it the "double edged sword"
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
Judging by his buldge, this guy is huge. just paid steve to follow him into the bathroom and find out. They had a convo about it.
I cried and ate like 6 tacos in the taco bell parking lot at almost midnight, sober, alone, listening to a demi lavato cd. And that was the good part.
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
The alcohol just runs so smoothly thru my veins.
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
we got stoned then he started showing me how to make his penis look like a hamburger...if that's not true love idk what love is
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Do you think telling guys I'm majoring in magic is a good pickup line?
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
There will be bowls smoken and not a single fuck will be given.
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