oh posh. I need a real boy. To fill my void. This guy has potential. He is a Republican.
***** and i were talking about Republicans today. They are usually the champs of mediocrity but we decided mediocrity is underrated.
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
the lady at the gas station just thanked me for wearing clothes this time... i am so confused
All i know is we had 4 people on a tandum bike, and told the cops we couldnt stop because our momentum was so good.
There is a positive side to a sinus infection. Exclusively cowgirl sex. I've convinced her I'd pass out if I had to do the work.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
she was braiding my hair and singing forever young while she vommed everywhere at the same time. Talent.
It was awful. He had a wife
And now you've had a year of virgin penance. Absolve yourself.
he was like captain planet, but less blue and more nakeed
So hungover and decided to eat a burrito and a pot brownie for dinner, this is what adulthood looks like.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
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