if i can run in heels then i can drive
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i was quietly enjoying my waffles when he came downstairs naked, kissed me on the forehead, and thanked me for the night before. i didnt even know anyone stayed over.
No. He just yelled "youre having one more orgasm!" So he made that happen and then he rolled over and went to sleep.
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
Omg my butt feels so much better. Those suppositories are magic. It feels like Jesus fingered me in my sleep.
This is even better than the wine from my laundry basket
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
Well. I think my red tank top is jinxed. this is now the second time it's gotten jizz on it.
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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