I'm drinking till I'm someone else's problem
did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
Yeah well margarita Wednesday already came twice this week and it's just now Wednesday
I was really stoned haha. I had sex with her while I cooked scrambled eggs.
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
I had to bail out of the tour de Franzia because I have class Saturday morning. Grad school is ruining my life
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I love how when he said ecstasy pills both of our heads whipped around like a couple of horned owls.
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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