i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
high in an attic. pig roast in 10.
Hippo gnu deer
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
I wasn't concerned until I realized he was using the vase my birthday flowers came in as a " big glass" for his 151 and coke.
Haha yeah this costume is worse than I imagined. I look more like a gothic hooker who caters specifically to creepy men with doll fetishes
He was bigger soft than my ex was hard. A gold medal rebound.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
Why were you not born a dude?
Because god wanted to level the playing field
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
It's no shave November. This is our time.
he had hair everywhere except his balls
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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