What are we going to do tonight?
What we try to do every night. Take over the world
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
I woke up this morning peeing out bubbles . I smell like baby wash . What the hell happened .
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
Does peppermint hummus sound good or am I just high?
So it's always a good weekend when you don't get any sleep, try opening a bottle of wine on rocks, and end up needing a tetanus booster for our stupidity... Same thing next weekend?
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
I don't really know how to explain this place...it's like I feel like I need an std just to fit in
Regardless of the amount of alcohol you may consume tonight - DON'T take anybody home
That's awesome and prob the first time you had an idea of what to do. I'm super proud of you Chelz
Its cos im stoned ! My high self is maturing
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
She had an asthma attack and had to stop but insisted on getting me off. It's official she's the one
To keep it classy I will take a pregnacy test on Mother's Day
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
the insurance claim form from last night says foreign object removal from genitourinary tract so as far as the insurance company knows, it could have been a gerbil
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
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