Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
Ok. In one sink is a hairdrier. Still plugged in. The other is filled with broken glass. What do I do?!
Nvm. Bloody hand trumps dead. Also, where is gauze.
You told me when we were leaving the club if I could pin point your nipple through your padded bra you would show me if I was right.
Just pooped at the strip club. NOT NORMAL . I may be a little too comfortable here.
btw when he was trying to sleep i was apparently poking him in the face w my 'flipper' slurring random manatee facts
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
When his Irish accent comes out my uterus hums. Or some productive organ down there, I'm not sure of the logistics
Hurricane Sex Time is the only thing iv said since it started.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
Topless dodge ball cldnt top that
It's fun yes. But hard on the body. I woke up with her purse, socks and one of her shoes in my room. The other shoe was outside. What the fuck were we doing last night?
Like if it it's practical for your sexual health I'm allergic to it AKA REGULAR CONDOMS
This is why you arnt allowed in pet stores
He woke me up holding a gallon of apple juice and a shot glass...
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