Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
I put labels all over the house on things I think are mine. A cactus, the dog, and a bottle of wine.
I can't wait till you move in so I can stop drinking alone.
it's a Wednesday?
:)
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
Well who could blame her. I would run away from me if I could.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
It's amazing how hard it it while drunk to not comment "fuck you" on dumb peoples' statuses
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Did I honestly think it was a good idea to wear my pink robe out in public at 2 in the morning ?
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