i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
ok i'm going to motor boat your sister now. ttyl
went in for an STD check and they referred me to an alcohol and drug councilor. kick me when i'm down.
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
I just got asked if I have a rule for sleeping with people. Like they have to buy me dinner first etc...
On that note, do I have a rule?
Also, I just saw a woman change into her stripper outfit in the bathroom at Target.
how does 'resolution to respect myself more' follow 'he fucks me really hard'?
Last night he asked the cab driver "if you were in the middle of getting tattooed and the tattoo artist suddenly got a boner would you leave or would you get that boner??"
You were too drunk yesterday to deal with me crying so I am too drunk to deal with logic.
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
let me wake up, find my pants, and find out where i am tommorow and ill get back to you on that
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