i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
Just got walked in on during safety inspections
Think you passed?
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
I found him passed out against a dryer in the girls washroom, in front of an old woman was trying to figure out how to dry her hands.
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
A huge penis doesn't warm the soul. Or that's what I've had to tell myself.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Why did I wake up next to the fire pit? And who wrapped me up like a burrito?
Jägerbombs. Thank Sara.
You were so drunk Last night you asked for your glasses so you could read the directions on a band aid
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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