i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
don't read that magazine bro. I came in it
he told me it was because of the roids, but i couldn't tell if he meant ster or hem.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
We're not on Beacon Street anymore so now your argument about not peeing on the sidewalk holds no water. Whereas my bladder has holded every water.
Has my life seriously led me to day drinking on a Monday the third week of the semester?
It's after 5, it's not day drinking.
So everything was good he was big spoon I was little spoon and then I got peed on
I would go a lot of places to get laid. But I would NOT go to Staten Island.
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
That jawline could fucking have its way with me.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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