i jus pukd everywherw but i took a showr, come cuddle
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Just had a thought: were the sirens on when we were in the ambulance?
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
Kristy will be communicating through my phone. Due to her current blood alcohol level, the laws of Pennsylvania, Erie county, and common decency have deemed that she is no longer permitted to have her own phone.
Ok I'm good with that cause I'm gonna disappear for 90 days
Are you goin to rehab again?
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
Getting drunk in an Applebee's pray for me
Lord god protect this child
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
How is your new roommate working out
We are drinking at the laundromat. And will probably have sex later. So...pretty good.
I am sorry. I am also on acid.
I've scurried myself in your trunk come find me in the morning
I just gave a fucking twenty minute blowiob.. I'm a GOOD girlfriend.
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