But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
He freaked out when I started to orgasm. He said he never knew girls could orgasm too.
Man, jail baloney is awful.
I saw someone get arrested while I was moving out...this has to be a good sign.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
All I know is he mentioned whips, leather cuffs, and a riding crop. It's like Halloween, Christmas, and My birthday all in one. a 5 year old couldn't even possibly be this excited.
I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I WISH WE COULD PLAY THE DRINKING GAME TOGETHER AND THEN BANG FOR AMERICA.
My mom wants to know what to send you in a care package. She used cat emojis, so you know it's serious
Are you the reason I woke up without pants?
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Family acid trip. They're welcoming me into the family.
What. The. Fuck.
Family acid trip.
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