You gave him head? He fingered you? A little bit of make out?
WHAT THE FUCK ITS LIKE YOU WERE THERE
so i was just informed that i sang that song "pop that pussy ayyy pop that pussy" at the halloween party saturday. iembarrassing.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
My life is a requiem composed in the key of fuck.
And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
Only time i ever look at my online banking statement is to see when i left the bar.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
I'm not gonna swipe right, he has better hair than me. Just no.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
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