is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
Showerbowl immediately followed by pullups naked. I feel like fucking Tarzan
It's cheaper then a lap dance and you get your hair cut.
Judge me all you want, but while you are stuck at home eating Ramen and tap water, I will be dining with some guy who, although might be the same age as my father, is filthy rich.
If it makes you feel any better, I had my finger up some guy's butt today... Dominatrix training, ya know...
How much booze could a drunk brad chug when a drunk brad does chug booze?!?
All. The answer is always all
We're eating jello shots in the library. I love the day after Valentine's
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
My life has evolved from screwing randos, ok?
The bottle brush for the bong worked really well to clean the brownies out of the waffle maker.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
wyd
Laying here debating on if i want a sandwich or an orgasm.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
Randomize
