this wart on my finger ripped off while i was fingering this girl the other night. she thought she had gotten her period and started crying so i went with. its better for both of us that way
Well, technically I had a shirt on, it was just around my waist.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
I would like to request a high five for getting laid while wearing crocs and a crab hat.
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
If thou doesn't answer thou phone thou shall receive a barrage of Dick pics. It's the eleventh commandment.
He was hammered and shot his pistol into the lawn. Next thing I know sheriffs are at our house with M4s. He likes to party
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
And I hope you're not misinterpreting us fucking as me trying to win you back. The sex is good and girls have needs.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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