Ooooh. That's not a mole. Uncomfortable.
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
and you tried to get a free burrito from Potbelly's
I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
She said her tits were too big, and he slapped her. He said that Jesus didn't appreciate bitches that fish for compliments
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Also txt me when you take your first dump of the year... I'd like to synchronize if that's at all possible.
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I've come to the conclusion all of your awkward and complicated male encounters could easily be intercepted by a man town Yankee candle and a vibrator. Sleep on that tell me your thoughts in the morning. Sweet dreams.
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
We can't shop at Hobby Lobby anymore. They don't like Plan B which basically runs through our veins.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
They should invent shampoo and conditioner for sex hair. I would buy all the travel size ones.
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