Nope, Im Irish and pissed with some drunk mixed in...therefore punching things is the best solution to every problem.
Apparently I called 911 everytime Sean Kingston told me to
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
My taste buds are fucked up, everything tastes like fire after last night.
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
Woke up in bushes at UT didn't know I was Austin last night
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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