At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
I realized tonight the smell of my dirty pads remind me of my grandfather.
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
his blanket is still in the back seat of my car, its like a constant reminder of his small penis
I want him to be the Hulk to my Brooke Hogan this Halloween. Can I ask him to be my daddy this weekend?
Only if you say it like that.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
I'm calling it the Friendlationship with Benefits Zone.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
valentines day is a day for loved ones to share. So me and my vibrator. Happy holidays.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
The last thing I remember saying was "Tequila for all!!"
If you count the sounds from the room down the hall....that was definitely NOT the last thing that came out of your mouth.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
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