She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
for breakfast I had vodka and flavor blasted goldfish. and I'm topless.
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
It has been so long since I got any action that I have decided to change my vagina's name from "the chamber of judgement" to "the cave of forgotten dreams".
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
Her hookup left his underwear and shorts in the dorm last night... What he was wearing when he left, we may never know.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I woke up to an email from expedia confirming my flight to hong kong
I feel like him using the excuse "I'm not a fan of lying" to stop me from sleeping around is hypocritical since he's cheating on his wife with me.
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