Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
I just found 17 dollars of saltine crackers in my room. confused incredibly. suprised not at all.
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
oh and then you called a time out with your penis
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
When you sleep in the bathroom, you're no longer a guest.
Hot date tonight for the first time in months and I just cut my dick shaving. PRAY FOR ME.
Did you mean to say flashlight? Or did your grandpa really give you a fleshlight for your bday?
Can you imagine doing supermarket sweep in a sex store? What's the sex store equivalent of a whole ham?
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Randomize
